10 Things Moms DON'T Do When....

....they are childless for a few days.

1. wipe bottoms or noses.

2. referee arguments.

3. say "stop that" or "don't do that" or "don't eat that".

4. cut up food into tiny bites.

5. pick out clothes for someone else.

6. bathe someone else.

7. lose a train of thought.

8. pick up toys on the floor.

9. sing songs from "Yo Gabba Gabba" or "Fresh Beat Band."

10. watch the same cartoon movie for the 150,000th time.